Abvious Jokes That Are Actually Funny
Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolate They'll kill your dog
Crazy girlfriends are like a box of chocolates... They'll kill your dog.
I, for one, support these crazy killers dressing up like clowns. It was a lot harder to see them coming when they were dressing like cops.
That rabbi's gone crazy! He's been running around a circumcising all kinds of lettuce... and that's just the tip of the iceberg.
Called my wife on her cell to warn her about this crazy driver on the news who's speeding down the highway in the wrong direction. She replied: "I know! There's like hundreds of them!"
Did you hear about the crazy Mexican train thief? He had loco motives.
My therapist said I could book 10 sessions in advance for £6000 She must think I'm crazy!!
I'm going to freeze myself at a temperature of -273.15 degrees celsius. My friend thinks I'm crazy, but I'll be 0K.
It's crazy how sexist the postal service is. I guess that's natural with such a mail dominated industry.
Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates.... They'll kill your dog.
is it crazy how saying sentences backwards . . . . . .create backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?
I've decided to freeze myself down to -273.15 degrees Celsius. My friends all think I'm crazy, but I'll be 0K.
I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg!
It's crazy how everyone sleeps differently. I sleep on my side, my roommate sleeps on his back, and my ex sleeps with everyone.
Adolf Hitler and my wife have the same birthday. It's crazy to think that such a loathsome figure, who ruined the lives of so many people... Shares the same birthday as Adolf Hitler.
There's something crazy I really want to try in bed.. Getting 8 hours of sleep
They say that coconut water is good for hair. Now, I understand why my pubes are growing like crazy recently.
What kind of trails does a crazy person travel? Psychopaths. (I hate myself)
How does a crazy person walk through the forest? He takes the psychopath.
Mickey Mouse gets a call from his lawyer. The lawyer tells him "Mickey I'm sorry, but you can't divorce Minnie just because she's crazy" Mickey says "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was f**king Goofy"
Crazy exes are like a box of chocolates They'll kill your dog
Did you hear about the party thief? I mean I've seen some crazy people at parties, but this guy definitely takes the cake.
Crazy ex's are like a box of chocolates They'll kill your dog
Apparently people are getting paid now to mention products in their social media posts That's as crazy as the discounts at Dave's furniture Emporium.
Crazy ex-gilrfriends are like a box of chocolates. They'll kill your dog.
Why did the crazy mexican crash a train? He had loco motives... I'll show myself out
I tickled my little brothers foot this morning. And my mom went crazy about it. Something about "Waiting until he's born".
Now that Donald Trump will be President, I really hope he builds the wall. We need to keep all those crazy Americans contained.
Some people say I am crazy Lucky for me, only I can hear them
they asked a 100year old grandpa why were all the women still crazy about him? grandpa said nothing! just gently licked his eyebrow
My wife said it was "crazy and impossible" when I told her I wanted to make a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
Did you guys hear about that crazy thing Trump said at the debate last night? I couldn't believe it. He said "Ohio is a spectacular place."
Why is Kim Jong Un so crazy? His father was mentally Il.
I don't mind that my wife thinks I'm crazy. I mind that I have to hear it from our dog.
What caused the fisherman to go crazy? Pier pressure.
How did the crazy man get across the forrest? He took the psycho path. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I went to an atom party last night. It was crazy, but in the middle of the party a couple splitted up and the party exploded!
Did you hear about the guy who had ADD and schizophrenia? He heard voices, but could never pay attention long enough to them to do anything crazy.
Einstein famously said that insanity was doing the same thing over and over again but expecting a different result... ... so unless I'm crazy, I should probably stop getting out of bed in the morning.
Source: https://yellowjokes.com/crazy-jokes
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